Archive for August, 2009
YOU! YOU BASTERD!
Posted in Movies on August 24, 2009 by bigdaddygouda
I would never call myself a huge Quentin Tarantino fan. Sure, I like most of his movies, but I never “rush” out to see them, and other than Pulp Fiction, and to a lesser extent Reservoir Dogs, I don’t think his movies are amazing.
So, as I parked my ass into the seat for a Sunday afternoon showing of his latest flick, “Inglorious Basterds”, I was expecting to be entertained. However, I was not only entertained, I was blown away.
The movie gets off to a rousing start with its opening chapter, “Once Upon a Time in Nazi-Occupied France,” when we are introduced to Tarantino’s single best character to date, the somewhat charming Nazi Col. Hans Landa, played by the amazing Christoph Waltz, who won the Best Actor award for this role at the Cannes Film Festival.
Landa at first doesn’t seem befitting of his nickname, “The Jew Hunter.” During his talk with a local French dairy farmer, Landa is polite as can be, seemingly wanting to do little more than follow-up on a previous visit by another officer about a local Jewish family who may have fled, moving the conversation from German to French and finally to English. As they speak, we start to realize that moving to a language both Landa and the farmer know isn’t just for the audience’s benefit, giving them a moment’s reprise from what will be many subtitled sequences, but setting a trap for the farmer which will make many in the audience squirm as they realize what is about to happen.
Making audiences squirm seems to be what Tarantino wants to do most with “Basterds.” You may be aware from the commercials and trailers that Brad Pitt leads a group of Jewish-American soldiers who are set upon terrorizing the Nazis, leaving their marks by scalping those they kill and carving swastikas into those they leave alive. You may also be aware one of the Basterds, Sgt. Donny Donowitz (“Hostel” filmmaker Eli Roth) has a special skill amongst the team by taking a baseball bat to those who, as his Lieutenant likes to say, “want to die for their country”.
Many heads are scalped, a few are bashed in or carved up. Someone pokes their finger into a bullet wound to get to the truth of what just happened. Thousands of bullets fly, and a number of gallons of blood are splattered. It’s quite gruesome at times.
Pitt is the name that will get butts into seats, but it’s not his movie. Along with Waltz, who is deserving of every accolade he’ll get the rest of the year, “Basterds” belongs to Mélanie Laurent, the equally little known French actress who plays Shosanna Dreyfus, a survivor of one of Landa’s hunts now operating a movie theatre in Paris under an assumed name, who devises a plan to take down the man who killed her family when an unexpected German movie premiere falls into her lap. And believe me, in one unforgettable piece of cinema, this bitch means business when she decides to get her revenge.
With out ruining anything, the last shot of the film is of one of the “basterds” staring into the camera after he has just carved up a Nazi soldier.
“This may just be my masterpiece,” he says, of his handy work.
Fittingly, the same can be said of Tarantino’s latest film.
Rest In Peace Grandma Cheeney
Posted in Uncategorized on August 22, 2009 by bigdaddygoudaI would like to offer my condolences, thoughts and prayers, to Tai and his family.
His grandmother, Christine Keating, lost a brave battle with cancer on Thursday night. She was 76.
She was a wonderful woman, both compassionate and feisty. She was a woman of deep faith who is surely in a better place now.
May she Rest In Peace.
Mmm Bacon
Posted in Funny Video on August 12, 2009 by bigdaddygoudaHere is an actual conversation that took place in the dining hall at Boston College while we were visiting Bub back in 1997.
BUB: Whatever you guys want is on me.
ADS: Really? You’re going to pay for all of us?
BUB: Yeah. I don’t actually pay cash. I just use my Eagle Points.
ADS: ( eyeing a tray of bacon) How much is the bacon?
CAFETERIA WORKER: 25 cent each.
ADS: Bub, we can really get whatever we want and you’ll pay?
BUB: Yes!
ADS: (turning back to the Cafeteria worker) I’ll have 15 slices of bacon, please.
Apparently this is called a “Secret Survey”
Posted in Stuff on August 11, 2009 by bigdaddygoudaSocks
16. Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes, but it was an accident, as in, I accidentally left the house with no money.
(500) Days of Summer
Posted in Movies on August 3, 2009 by bigdaddygoudaI’m sure back in 1987, girls all over America dragged their boyfriends (kicking and screaming) into the theaters to see the latest romantic comedy, Say Anything, starring a just getting started John Cusack.
Now 2o + years later, the story of Lloyd Dobbler and Diane Cord is a whole lot more of a guys movie than it is a “chick flik”. I mean, come on, what guy didn’t sympathize with Cusack’s Lloyd? A good looking, witty, kickboxing slacker with a heart.
So, my advice to any dude out there who may be dragged to the new film 500 Days of Summer: Go willingly and keep an open mind. The reward is a great film. A Say Anything for present day, and, possibly the best film I’ve seen this year.
The title, (500) Days of Summer, comes from the name of the girl in the film, played by Zooey Deschanel, and the 500 day period during which she is a part of the main character’s life. Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Tom Hansen, an architect working a crappy job at a greeting card company who becomes smitten by the new intern, Summer Finn. After some awkward attempts to catch her attention, he eventually wins her over and they have a whirlwind romance. Before long, however, the tide changes, and Summer starts to wonder if Tom is really the right man for her, which sends Tom spiraling into depression.
The film works best when the relationship is clicking and Tom is happy. The montage where Tom “struts” to work while dancing to Hall & Oats could become a classic.
When things go bad it’s hard not to hate Summer and sympathize with Tom, but don’t forget the movie is shown from Tom’s point of view so it’s kind of hard not to feel for the poor guy.
Thankfully, at the end of the film Tom sees things more clearly and, as expected, so do we as audience members. And, as I walked out of the theater I couldn’t help think that a sequel could possibly be filmed someday. (500) Days of Autumn, perhaps?
The term “romantic comedy” is not particularly well-regarded nowadays, thanks to years of formulaic and sappy love stories manufactured specifically as light entertainment for couples who are out on a date. But movies about relationships don’t always have to be cheesy and predictable.